A dialogue between wife and husband on
receiving an invitation
Wife: To think that we've been invited
by a real day!
Husband: She may be Maria but that doesn't
mean she's a real lady! Far from it.
Wife: Oh, don't be silly. It's a great
honor. She's very well known. You know she opened the conservative fete last
Sunday, down in the village.
Husband: So what?
Wife: How d' you mean' so what'? I've heard
that her family came over with the conqueror.
Husband: They must be pretty old by
now.
Wife: Well if you feel like that about it
you need 'nit go. I certainly shall. One of the pleasures of living in England is
meeting interesting people.
Husband: Just because she's got a
handle to her double barreled name it doesn't mean she's interesting.
Wife: Well, I like moving in the best
circles. I think breeding counts.
Husband: Well, certainly without it,
none of us would be here.
Wife: Don't be so coarse. I only hope
that when we do go over to Maria, you won't let me down.
Husband: You mean you're afraid I'll
go in my gardening cloths and hiccup the whole time.
Wife: I'll have to get a new dress.
Husband: And new shoes? And white
gloves! I Can see that moving in society is going to cost us a fortune.
Wife: Well, why not? Just think we'll
meet a lot of their friends and go to smart parties and we can do some
entertaining here as well-invite them back.
Husband: Oh!. Lovely, with me in the
evening dress the whole time or in tails likes a waiter.
Wife: Really Khalid, you're such a bore. I
know you were born in a humble home but things are different now.
Husband: As if your family were such
great shakes.
Wife: Well they were, shall we say, a
little more refined than yours shall. I've always wanted to meet the British
aristocracy.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Well because they're the only
aristocracy that's still worth anything.
Husband: Only because they over had
their heads cut off.
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