A dialogue between husband and wife
Husband: I think that was the end!
Wife: Why? What did I do wrong?
Husband: What did you do wrong!
Wife: It isn't my fault if that man
was interested in me.
Husband: You should have told him you
were married.
Wife: I couldn't. He hardly let me get
a word in edgeways. For God's sake, (Husband) ........ Look where you're going!
Husband: I was. That idiot driver!
Wife: It wasn't him. It was you.
You're so jealous you can't see straight.
Husband: The maniac was in the middle
of the road. Anyway, what do you expect?
Wife: You talk as if I'd gone off with
this Babar person all I did was talk to the man. Anyway, what about Saira?
Husband: Saira?
Wife: That girl in Karachi when we
were on holiday. The one you kept following about all over the beach!
Husband: Oh her ..... I did not!
Wife: We changed our position on the
beach every day so you could be next to her. God knows what went on behind my
back.
Husband: Sadaf! What complete rubbish!
Wife: Is it?
Husband: You seem to have forgotten
about the sand flies.
Wife: Sand ....... flies!
Husband: Yes. Sand flies. We moved
because they were eating us alive.
Wife: They never bothered me.
Husband: Your memory is conveniently
short.
Wife: Sajid! Pull yourself together.
Husband: That fool! He must be drunk!
Wife: I thought he was rather clever.
He managed to avoid you.
Husband: That's not funny! I drive
very well. You've said so yourself often.
Wife: I wouldn't say it now.
Husband: Look! That's enough. The only
way you can justify yourself is to make a lot of stupid attacks on me so let's
not go on with it.
Wife: Oh all right; Perhaps we'd
better both shut up, before we end up in a cemetery.
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