A dialogue between driver with a husband and wife
Driver: Have some whisky.
Husband: No thanks. Are you sure you
ought to drink when you're driving?
Driver: How d' you mean?
Husband: Well, you know all this Don't
drink and driver campaign. They say it can be dangerous.
Driver: I find I drive well when I've
had something to drink, whatever they say.
Wife: Oh, surely no!
Driver: Look. See how steady I am.
Husband: Yes, steady as a rock.
Driver: Sixty miles an hour on a bend.
Not bad eh!
Wife: Yes....yes. You don't need to
conveyance us.
Driver: You aren't scared are you?
Husband: No.... no, I think my wife is a
bit scared. Do you think you could go a little slower?
Driver: I thought she was! But I'm in
a hurry. We're all in a hurry. That's modern life.
Wife: Yes, but I'm feeling a bit
dizzy.
Driver: Perhaps we should go really
fast. Then you'll feel exhilarated instead.
Husband: I've had enough of this!
Driver: Enough of what? This happens
to be my car.
Wife: Please Sajid! No, it's just
that I don't see why we shouldn't have a pleasant journey together.
Driver: I'm having a pleasant
journey.
Wife: Yes, of course. But if you go
too fast on these narrow roads, anything could happen.
Driver: Oh, I can assure you I'm a
good enough driver to judge that.
Wife: Of course. I can see you're an
excellent driver. There's no doubt about that, is there Sajid?
Husband: No. No. No. doubt whatsoever.
Wife: But supposing anther driver
coming the other way makes a mistake, you won't have time to avoid him.
Driver: Few people have such quick
reactions as I have.
Husband: But is it worth the risk?
Supposing we all end up in the cemetery?
Driver: Oh, I couldn't care less.
Wife: Why not? You're still young.
Driver: The only thing I'd worry about
would be spoiling my car. It's the thing I love best in the world.
Wife: What about your family?
Husband: They might never get over it.
Wife: You wouldn't like that would
you?
Driver: Oh, no no one would miss me.
My wife left me this morning.
Wife: Oh, I am sorry. I think I'm
going to be sick.
Driver: What?
Wife: Yes, Quick. I don't want to
spoil your car.
Driver: My car! Get out at once.
Really! Hitch-hikers!
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